PARMA, Italy – The designer names are (almost) overwhelming: Chanel, Cavalli, Balenciaga, Gucci, Vuitton. But I come for only one: Hermès. I don't know if I should curtsy or applaud.
PANTELLERIA, Italy – If true escape is what you're looking for, Pantelleria is your place. The bleak ruggedness of the island, the anti-Capri of it all, makes it worth the flight from Rome.
AEOLIAN ISLANDS, Italy – It's best to hike up the volcano at night, stopping off for dinner at a restaurant close to the top. People cheer when the lava explodes in the sky. It's like organic dinner theater.
VENICE – I could have spent more time at Harry's Bar having Bellinis. My local friends will never go there, but I do not care if it is for tourists only. I love it!
PORTO ERCOLE, Italy – My family and I recently spent a few languid days of sun, spa, and signature jumbo club sandwiches delivered poolside. Dolce vita indeed.
Summer is travel-to-Italy season. What does that mean? You will meet a new pasta shape. You will yell at the GPS. And you'll wonder if you're in the right Monte. And that's just the beginning.
LE MARCHE, Italy – Italians don't value scheduled time in the way Americans do. Still, they'll give you incredibly tasty dishes to distract you from it.
FLORENCE, Italy – It's a baroque explosion of vaulted ceilings, endless rooms, and gilding galore. You'd be forgiven for thinking you were a long-lost Medici in this stunning perch.
"I forgot that I was looking at the ruin of a picture and thought I might be seeing it when Leonardo was slowly, and bit by bit, building it up." An excerpt from H.V. Morton's "A Traveler in Italy."
TUSCANY – When attending your daughter's wedding in Tuscany, don't show up with your new Russian girlfriend. And don't let her drink vodka and pass out before 9 p.m. in the common area.
ITALY – It's your debut trip to Italy, and you want to get it right. Here's Venice to the Amalfi Coast for first-timers who want to get the most of the boot in less than two weeks.
ITALY – Sprawling lemon trees, lavender hydrangeas, views of Ischia, the Mediterranean lapping at your balcony. How can you not fall in love in places like these?
FLORENCE, Italy – And now, the Travel Fiasco Storyteller Contest winners! First up, an American girl who meets a handsome Italian and, well, doesn't have the night she wants.
ITALY – They may lack major highways, ATMs, and internet connections, but Italians don't miss a beat when it comes to making lunch. Andrew Grosso takes time to stop and smell the basil.
It seemed simple enough: Get from Rome to Spain to finish vacation. Then came missed ferries, flights, and slow trains. Kate Lee, we feel your pain. Sadly, we've been there.
ITALY – When you travel to Italy with a child, you are traveling with a celebrity. In America, a parent may help in a time of need; in Italy, everyone from grandmothers to teenage boys pitch in.